My
dear husband awoke with what the South Africans call a ‘bubalus’ more commonly
known as a hangover! As he always says ‘If your going to run with the big dogs,
don’t piss like a puppy’ He had to get up and get on with it! After some debate
on wind direction etc we decided to drive over to the south coast for a spot of
snorkeling … we packed our gear into the Vitara that Dynomite had hired for his
stay. Masks, fins, snorkels, weights, towels, cameras, sun cream, water and a cool
box filled with food and the all important beer, we where ready to go.
My
husband wanted to check out another beach that he had found on his favorite toy
… Google Earth, he new that we would need a 4x4 to get there and so ceased the opportunity
with the little Vitara. Off we went past all our normal spots and on to the
potential new dive zone. After countless corners and hundreds of olive trees we
finally arrived.
As
Google Earth had claimed the beach was there, it was very beautiful, Chrystal
clear waters lapping at a half sand and half pebble shore line, it looked
extremely inviting but as luck would have it, it was, completely un-accessible.
We drove around the top of it looking for our way down, the beach was protected
by sheer ocher cliffs, they guard it form potential land based invaders, after
driving back and forth we decided that the only safe way there was going to be
by boat, so with our tales between our legs we retreated back to a beach that
was more accessible and went for a swim.
Tip: If you have a goatee or beard like My husband cover it in Vaseline to keep the water out of your mask.
Dynomite coming though a swim through
We found a cave that had an air pocket and a small beach at the back - though not a place to stay for too long!
Knowing
that after our swim we would be hungry we had packed a heap of sandwiches’ that
unbeknown to us at the time would later prove to be our downfall. After
stuffing our faces, cracking open an ice cold beer and sun basking for a while
we decided to move locations. Our plan was to head over towards Makri Gialos to
play at the watersports center.
This
was the plan. On the way to the water sports center we pulled in at a friend’s
weekend house, they had come over to spend the weekend over on the south coast
with all the kids to relax and chill at the beach. We arrived just in time for
the end of a Greek lunch. I have said it before but I will say it again, the
Greeks live to eat. They love there food lunch, dinner its all the same and you
had best be hungry! I was already full to the brim from the sandwich and had
absolutely no space to put anymore food. Fortunately Dynomite had some room, he
was also curious to try all the different Greek dishes and so he took one for
the team, much to the delight of our hostess who immediately disappeared into
the kitchen to bring out some more food. It took a lot of convincing to get
here to stop!
The
day was a hot one and the house had a stunning view, we relaxed with our
friends for a while and then decided to carry on with our mission, however we
where only permitted to leave if we came back for dinner! We of coarse agreed
and left them to enjoy the nearby beach.
The
watersport center is on the beach of a hotel called the Mikri Polis (translates
to small town) in Makri Gialos (translates to long beach) the watersports center
is run by a very happy go lucky, jolly, Greek chap called Yanny. Yanny has been
working in watersports industry for his whole life, so much so that his feet
are pretty much webbed and his skin aided some what by the sun is a very dark
shade of brown. He is a lot of fun and
very happy to take you out on the toys. We wondered into the toy shed to choose
our method of torture, we had had the idea of a ride on the sofa but when got
into the shed we found a slider, less protection, far harder to hold onto, much
smaller and much more fun.
‘You
wont stay on that’ said Yanny when I asked if you could use it,
‘That’s
the point’ I replied. Husband on one side and Dynamite on the other I was
nicely sandwiched in … protection from falling over the edges but not the back.
At first Yanny was gentle with us, the three of us where giggling away like
small children, eventually as Yanny became frustrated that we where holding on
the giggling transgressed to a little big of swearing and then tactics where
shouted to one another on how to stay on as Yanny pumped it up determined that
we should come flying off. Five minutes later Yanny had us off! Yanny one us
zero. We all clambered back on and spent the next ten minutes trying to out smart
Yanny, we were not successful and failed miserably. After 15 minutes of holding
on for dear life our bodies where beaten and our muscles ached as if we had run
a marathon and then entered the boxing ring for a 12 round fight. We decided a
beer and a short relax on the beach was in order.
After
the break it was deemed that the sofa was going to have to be taken out for a
trip … for the first five mins I was on the boat taking pictures the rest of
the time I was with the boys on the sofa. This time piggy in the middle was not
the best place to be and trying to prevent my self from falling onto either of
the guys was futile, I was all over the shop!
Eventually
we said good buy to Yanny and headed back towards our friends who where down on
the beach. The beach that they where on was in Kalo Nero (translates to clear
water) and called Staousa. This beach is quite cool as it has a natural source
of fresh water in the form of a drip into a little pool, which has been caved
out of the cliff face. The beach also had a cave, which you can swim into, it
is shallow enough inside and there is enough head room to stand up.
After
the beach it was dinnertime. Fortunately the afternoon’s activities had
restored our apatite and we where ready to each. In true Greek style half a
million dishes we made! Everyone had their chance to get involved. A stunning
cheese pie was whipped up – recipe to follow. Meat was prepared by the kids on
the BBQ under the watchful eye of there father / uncle. Salads where made and
potatoes drenched in lemon and olive oil where slow roasted in the oven. Other
friends arrived from their house in the village and the party very quickly got
going. It was great fun enjoyed by all especially dynamite who got his first
taste of real Greeks and when they really get up to.
Me holding the make shift shower over the balcony
There is no phone reception at the house so, hence a bowl of mobiles!
At
some point in the night we made it home, where we where greeted by two rather
annoyed dogs!!
Info:
Yanny’s
watersports is located on the beach of the Mikri Polis in Makri Gialos. You can
walk through reception who will direct you down to the beach or if you drive to
the right of the hotel and follow the road down towards the beach you will find
a small car park, leave the car there and on foot aim for the water, once on
the beach the watersports center is on the right hand side. Yanny has jet skis,
peddle o’s, a huge banana boat, sliders, sofas, water skis, knee boards, wake
boards, mono skies and whole heap more. His rates are very reasonable and all
the gear is almost new.
The
beach we eventually snorkeled off is the one I wrote about a couple of weeks
ago opposite the power plant. We were the only ones on the beach.
The
beach that we met up with every one on was called staousa it is in Kalo Nero
and is clearly sign posted.